David Blaine's Lame Magical "Dive of Death"

David Blaine finished his latest stunt last night, and in case you were wondering, it was lame. Blaine claimed he was going to hang upside down 44 feet in the air over the Wollmann ice rink for 60 hours before taking a "dive of death" and disappearing into thin air (he was often seen taking breaks on his feet to drink, take a piss and undergo medical check ups after telling people he would drink through a straw and use a catheter). I had to look up if "dive of death" and "disappearing into thin air" still meant what I thought it did, because being lowered by a safety harness and pulled awkwardly by a crane didn't seem to be how I remembered it in the dictionary.

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